We just hired a new cook, and it's terrific. She has three kids and breast cancer. We pay her so much money, she doesn't have to cook. She can afford to take us out to eat. But she married this real loser with bad posture and a crazy younger sister with big boobs. I remember he had very bad luck, aspirin gives him headaches. He once put a seashell to his ear and got a busy signal.
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